I present to you my evidence that David Bowie is cool in no particular order.
# 1. He's been immortalized in a popular cartoon...
#2. He did a photo shoot with mother fucking WOLVES.
#3. Even his mug shot is sexy.
#4. His style is still mimicked today.
#5. His friends are awesome.
#6. He was in a Muppet movie (The Labryinth, the Goblin King!)
#7. He collaborates with really awesome artists.
#8. He still manages to get on the cover or Rolling Stone after all these years.
#9. He rocked the drag look.
#10. He shares a birthday with Elvis.
#11. He played Nicola Tesla in a movie with Christian Bale.
#13. He manages to stay relevant while being himself.
#14. He's come back more times than Madonna.
I know we can easily add more reasons to this list, contact me if you have more!